“zz远离我”通过精心收集，向本站投稿了20篇幽默英语自我介绍，下面是小编为大家准备的幽默英语自我介绍，欢迎阅读借鉴。
篇1：简短英语幽默自我介绍
Hello，everyone.My name is Zhangya。I‘m twelve years old as one student of the Grade Six Class Tree at the No .56 middle school in the city of PingDingShan.I am a lively girl.I like drawing,riding bike and surfing the internet.I have many friends,the best is Du Xingyue.
There are father,mother,elder sister and me in my family.My mom is a housewife.My father is a worker.My elder sister is a university student.My family is very happy.They all love me and i also love them.
篇2：简短英语幽默自我介绍
Good evening,I know it's 3:00pm now,But I always what to say good evening.People always call me XXX.I think if I have a choice.I would tell my parents I want to be called XX.Ok,it's a joke.To be in this class is a wonderful thing.Because god has told me that we will be the NO.1 during the next 3 years.
Fine, I shouldn't tell you this because god also has told me not to tell others.I like making friends with others a lot.So I think we will have a very good time together.But, don't expect me to tell you how to talk to god.Thank you.
篇3：简短英语幽默自我介绍
Hi,everybody. Good to be here. Facing the audience, a thought occured to me. Mama has alway told me not to make a fool in public. But somehow I just couldn't follow what she said exactly. Well some people always treat me as a crazy loon. For I'm never part of any crowd and have some dreams far-off look.
I'd even crash into someone with my nose stuck in a book. Now I'm standing on the stage, giving a speech in English. Circumstance being that I'm pretty nervous. Maybe some guy would just think that it'd embarass me as frightened speechless. Never mind. I'm always good for a laugh.
篇4：简短英语幽默自我介绍
Self-introductionHello everyone! My is......, from Qinzhou. I’m so glad to meet you, and I’m currently a student at Guangxi Textile Industrial School. my major is knitting. It’s my pleasure to join the CHAMPION training camp, because I love English and I hope I can learn something in the training for my future work. As we all know English is very useful in every field.
My English is limited that’s why I’m here. I know it’s a huge challenge for me to conquer English, but I believe that “No pains, no gains, success belongs to the persevering”, I hope I can learn more from you, Thank you!
篇5：幽默英语自我介绍
幽默英语自我介绍
Good morning !
It is really my honor to have this opportunity for a interview,
I hope i can make a good performance today. I'm confident that I can succeed.
Now i will introduce myself briefly
I am 26 years old,born in shandong province .
I was graduated from qingdao university. my major is electronic.and i got my bachelor degree after my graduation in the year of .
I spend most of my time on study,i have passed CET4/6 . and i have acquired basic knowledge of my major during my school time.
In July 2003, I begin work for a small private company as a technical support engineer in QingDao city.Because I'm capable of more responsibilities, so I decided to change my job.
And in August ,I left QingDao to BeiJing and worked for a foreign enterprise as a automation software test engineer.Because I want to change my working environment, I'd like to find a job which is more challenging. Morover Motorola is a global company, so I feel I can gain the most from working in this kind of company ennvironment. That is the reason why I come here to compete for this position.
I think I'm a good team player and I'm a person of great honesty to others. Also I am able to work under great pressure.
That’s all. Thank you for giving me the chance.
篇6：幽默英语自我介绍
Hello, guys. As you know, were fellow students. You are all familiar with me. So, what should I start with? Haw, its somewhat embarrassing to tell you what you know well. But it doesnt matter at all. Im here just for practicing my English. Its very important of your support. Lets go to business now.
Hum-hum, first of all, you all know well my name. Im from XX. Besides, I cannot tell you how old I am because its a secret of a ladys age. The next, I like singing, swimming,crying, haw-haw...It is too much than what I could tell in one time. I like icecream, apple, orange, banana, and so on. Then let me introduce my family. My father...,and my mother...What a pity that I have no brothers or sisters. But fortunately, I have you as my classmates and friends.You really help me a lot.As well, I also enjoy helping each of you. Do you know my personalities? In fact, Im not so clear.
篇7：幽默英语自我介绍
My name is zhang feng, xuzhou, jiangsu province. I graduated from xx university majoring in finance. In addition to the information you have seen on the resume, I would like to say something about the reasons why I came to your bank for this position:
First of all, my biggest characteristic is strong communication potential and good team spirit. In working with people, I will listen and analyze the opinions of others very carefully, and I will not give up my opinion without the principle.
Secondly, I think that self potential, has the strong learning and practice at the time of difficulty will things calm analysis of the state, and a variety of possible results, and strive to do your best to undertake the responsibility of self. It is based on my confidence in myself that I have the courage to apply for the position of your bank.
In addition, banking staff is a sacred and great profession, and he requires me not only to have rich professional knowledge, but also to have noble sentiments. Therefore, in reading, I am very pay attention to their all-round development, widely develop self interests, and learn with expertise, do have a professional and expertise (focused on the expertise of self), still can sing, speak, speak. While paying attention to knowledge learning, I also pay attention to the cultivation of high moral sentiments, consciously abide by the law, abide by social ethics and professional ethics, and have no bad habits and behaviors. I think these are the basic qualities that a financial worker should have.
If, I through the interview, become numerous members of the bank staff team, I will continue to study hard, work hard, for home education career contribute self strength, will live up to the bank workers as an occupation.
篇8：幽默英语自我介绍
Hi everyone! My is xxx, from Qinzhou. I’m so glad to meet you, and I’m currently a student at Guangxi Textile Industrial School. my major is knitting. It’s my pleasure to join the CHAMPION training camp, because I love English and I hope I can learn something in the training for my future work. As we all know English is very useful in every field.My English is limited that’s why I’m here. I know it’s a huge challenge for me to conquer English, but I believe that “No pains, no gains, success belongs to the persevering”, I hope I can learn more from you, Thank you!
篇9： 幽默英语自我介绍
I am a man, not a woman. XX years old, the height of XX meters - wearing shoes, temporarily unmarried.
Key undergraduate - no examination, general undergraduate - a few points, so it can only be mixed with a junior college. However, the performance is very brilliant, primary school as a monitor, the white-collar is wearing a white shirt, work - eating chicken in the table in a multinational company, although is cleaning the table, but treatment is very favorable, if you don't arrive late or leave early. You could get the full 800 yuan yeah),
I have a house - a monthly pay rent, a car - an environmentally friendly non - motor vehicle, a stack of passbooks and a stack of credit cards - nothing in it.
I want to find a rich and beautiful city, tall and slim, gentle and lovely, reasonable, full of wit, ability of extraordinary woman now, similar to Bill Gates's daughter, Buffett's granddaughter and so on can be considered.
篇10： 幽默英语自我介绍
My name is * * *, thirteen years old this year, just first second.
I am tall medium, 1, 66, and then ranked the tenth class, long face short nose, big feet have big hands, little eyes are not small, especially God's eyes, a big mouth to say, just say, "said one hour is also no problem, not tall not short the body, not fat not thin. In general, it is still more handsome.
I go to school in Beijing City, our school uniform is not good, all is blue, so it is very good to recognize, one is the middle school students.
My advantage is love, every morning I go out to exercise, run, play the horizontal bar, and so on.
So, my school sports are very good, my study is also not to be questioned, the math exam has never been 90 points, my English is also good. So, my face is always the joyful expression of the overflowing.
My shortcoming is that I can't play basketball, I don't know what's the matter, I don't like it, and I don't like i
I always get out of class and don't pay attention to it. So, after the teacher called me, I was full of confidence to stand up, eighty percent are right, the harm of the teacher is angry and laugh.
This is me, as soon as I see me, I always laugh, I will greet you enthusiastically, come on!
篇11： 幽默英语自我介绍
Hi, guys. As you know, we're fellow students. You are all familiar with me. So, what should I start with? Haw, it's somewhat embarrassing to tell you what you know well. But it doesn't matter at all. I'm here just for practicing my English. It's very important of your support. Let's go to business now.
Hum-hum, first of all, you all know well my name. I'm from XX. Besides, I cannot tell you how old I am because it's a secret of a lady's age. The next, I like singing, swimming,crying, haw-haw...It is too much than what I could tell in one time. I like icecream, apple, orange, banana, and so on. Then let me introduce my family. My father...,and my mother...What a pity that I have no brothers or sisters. But fortunately, I have you as my classmates and friends.You really help me a lot.As well, I also enjoy helping each of you. Do you know my personalities? In fact, I'm not so clear.
8、Hello everyone!I'm so glad that all of you can come here today.First,my neme is xxx(your name here).You must want to know my
篇12：幽默面试英语自我介绍
It is really my honor to have this opportunity for a interview,
I hope i can make a good performance today. I'm confident that I can succeed.
Now i will introduce myself briefly
I am 26 years old,born in shandong province .
I was graduated from qingdao university. my major is electronic.and i got my bachelor degree after my graduation in the year of .
I spend most of my time on study,i have passed CET4/6 . and i have acquired basic knowledge of my major during my school time.
In July , I begin work for a small private company as a technical support engineer in QingDao city.Because I'm capable of more responsibilities, so I decided to change my job.
And in August ,I left QingDao to BeiJing and worked for a foreign enterprise as a automation software test engineer.Because I want to change my working environment, I'd like to find a job which is more challenging. Morover Motorola is a global company, so I feel I can gain the most from working in this kind of company ennvironment. That is the reason why I come here to compete for this position.
I think I'm a good team player and I'm a person of great honesty to others. Also I am able to work under great pressure.
That’s all. Thank you for giving me the chance.
[幽默面试英语自我介绍]
篇13：高中幽默英语自我介绍
good morning !
it is really my honor to have this opportunity for a interview,
i hope i can make a good performance today. i'm confident that i can succeed.
now i will introduce myself briefly
i am 26 years old,born in shandong province .
i was graduated from qingdao university. my major is electronic.and i got my bachelor degree after my graduation in the year of xx.
i spend most of my time on study,i have passed cet4/6 . and i have acquired basic knowledge of my major during my school time.
in july xx, i begin work for a small private company as a technical support engineer in qingdao city.because i'm capable of more responsibilities, so i decided to change my job.
and in august xx,i left qingdao to beijing and worked for a foreign enterprise as a automation software test engineer.because i want to change my working environment, i'd like to find a job which is more challenging. morover motorola is a global company, so i feel i can gain the most from working in this kind of company ennvironment. that is the reason why i come here to compete for this position.
i think i'm a good team player and i'm a person of great honesty to others. also i am able to work under great pressure.
that’s all. thank you for giving me the chance.
1.高中一分钟风趣幽默英语自我介绍
2.高中生英语自我介绍
3.高中自我介绍范文英语
4.高中英语教师的自我介绍
篇14：30秒幽默英语自我介绍
Hello everyone!I'm so glad that all of you can come here today.First,my neme is ___(your name here).You must want to know my age,but that's a secret.Allright,i'm __(your age here),not too bad(your evil smile)!My favourite hobbies are __ __ __. Ok,guys,agin,so glad to see you,wish all of you have a good day!
篇15：30秒幽默英语自我介绍
Hi, guys. As you know, we're fellow students. You are all familiar with me. So, what should I start with? Haw, it's somewhat embarrassing to tell you what you know well. But it doesn't matter at all. I'm here just for practicing my English. It's very important of your support. Let's go to business now.
Hum-hum, first of all, you all know well my name. I'm from __. Besides, I cannot tell you how old I am because it's a secret of a lady's age. The ne_t, I like singing, swimming,crying, haw-haw...It is too much than what I could tell in one time. I like icecream, apple, orange, banana, and so on. Then let me introduce my family. My father...,and my mother...What a pity that I have no brothers or sisters. But fortunately, I have you as my classmates and friends.You really help me a lot.As well, I also enjoy helping each of you. Do you know my personalities? In fact, I'm not so clear.
篇16：幽默的英语自我介绍
Hi, guys. As you know, we're fellow students. You are all familiar with me. So, what should I start with? Haw, it's somewhat embarrassing to tell you what you know well. But it doesn't matter at all. I'm here just for practicing my English. It's very important of your support. Let's go to business now.
Hum-hum, first of all, you all know well my name. I'm from . Besides, I cannot tell you how old I am because it's a secret of a lady's age. The next, I like singing, swimming,crying, haw-haw...It is too much than what I could tell in one time. I like icecream, apple, orange, banana, and so on. Then let me introduce my family. My father...,and my mother...What a pity that I have no brothers or sisters. But fortunately, I have you as my classmates and friends.You really help me a lot.As well, I also enjoy helping each of you. Do you know my personalities? In fact, I'm not so clear.
8、Hello everyone!I'm so glad that all of you can come here today.First,my neme is (your name here).You must want to know my age,but that's a secret.Allright,i'm (your age here),not too bad(your evil smile)!My favourite hobbies are . Ok,guys,agin,so glad to see you,wish all of you have a good day!
篇17：幽默自我介绍
本人男性，就是非女性。18岁，身高1.80米——穿着鞋的，暂时未婚。
重点本科——没考上，一般本科——差几分，所以只能混个大专了。不过，表现还是很辉煌的——小学就当过班长，现为白领——就是穿着白衬衣，在一家跨国大公司上班——啃的鸡里擦桌子的，不过虽然是擦桌子的， 但是待遇很优厚——如果不迟到或早退的话就能拿到足足800元耶），
本人有房子——就是每月得缴租金，有车——环保的非机动车，存折和信用卡厚厚一摞——就是里面没啥钱。
本人现在想找一个身材窈窕、貌美倾城、温柔可爱、知情达理、才华横溢、能力非凡之富家女子为妻，类似比尔盖茨的小女呀，巴非特的孙女呀之类的可以考虑。
哈哈哈，开玩笑开玩笑，本人今天的目的呢，就是想介绍本人自己，让大家认识认识。和本人做朋友是绝对不会亏的，你们觉得你呢？
篇18：幽默简单自我介绍
产品名称：xxx
产地：xx省XX市一家医院
制造商：安×× 刘××（爸爸、妈妈的名字）
出厂日期：20xx年8月2日
产品优点：本产品最大的优点是耐用（至少可以用60年）
产品缺点：本产品最大的缺点是脾气不好，在神兴小学三年级四班的男同学经常被打得鬼哭狼嚎。
总而言之，该产品买着舒心，用着放心，7天包退，30天包换。购买此产品请认准“安洁若”牌商标。客户热线：0311—865××××（家庭电话）
小提示：不要买盗版的（注：不要效仿和伪装）
篇19：幽默简单自我介绍
各位活泼可爱的兄弟姐妹们大家现在好！
凡事由我做起，友谊从我开始，我叫xxx希望大家从认识xxx的这一刻开始笑口常开，好彩不断。
我是一位热情大方活泼的女孩，希望我的热情能给你们的生活增添更多的色彩，使你们的生活更加激情四射，我的活泼能让你比氧气还活泼， 我的热情大方能使你们彼此间，与朋友间，与陌生人之间大胆交往好不好？
我 来自中国四大盆地之一的四川盆地，因为盆地的地形，所以气候怡人，因为经纬位置所以人称养颜圣地，因此我家乡的美女帅哥芸芸皆是，而我就是我家乡最特别的那位美女，人称非洲的白雪公主，欧洲的蒙娜莉莎，英国的伊莉莎白露女皇，美国的伊莉莎少女，希望你们在记住xxx的名字这一刻开始，能够回想起童年看过的童话，不会忘记历史上的一些伟人，更会跟上时代，记住每个时代的每一位少女，yes or on？
四川辣妹远近闻名，独一无二，有首歌这样唱的：“辣妹子辣，辣妹子辣，辣妹子从小不怕辣”，这只是唱出了辣妹爱吃辣并能吃辣 的特征，辣有两层含义：一指辣妹做事风风火火，轰轰烈烈做抉择从不优柔寡段，而是斩钉截铁，常留下封功业绩，带走糊涂乱事，希望大家从此刻了解辣妹不了解的没关系，台上正站着一位最具代表性，最特殊的辣妹，大家多接触我，我可以让你们尝试辣妹的辣味和辣妹的做事风格，好不好？（好）
成都小吃别具一格，味色独到，听的你口水直流，看的你眼花缭乱，闻的你赞不绝口，吃的你回味无穷，有句话这样说：条条大道通罗马，在我家乡是“条条大道有小吃，有爱好小吃的约好时间，我带你们去吃通那几条小吃街。
听我说了这么久，是不是很羡慕我的嗓门大啊？是不是嫉妒我的嗓音动听啊，人们常 说爱有多深，恨就有多深，你们爱我吗？那就让你 恨我一回吧！其实我全身上下最好的还是我的歌声，我的粉丝常说偶像你的歌声一响余音袅袅，回声绕绕，我的歌声具有强烈的磁性，请大家看看你们的周围、请看看……垃圾被吸引的满天飞舞，花儿听了我的歌声激情绽放，鸟儿听了我的歌声群起舞动，车辆听了我的歌声，车胎膨胀，人们听了我的歌声激情膨湃，你们听了我的歌声有震耳欲聋的感觉，貌似你在地震中坐摇篮，但我最拿手的还是歌曲串烧，轻柔的，欢快的，悲伤的，激情的，一起串烧，并且我唱起高音我会脸红，同时我会自动改动歌词，大家听了上句，期待下句的冒泡，为了让大家身临其境体验一下这种感觉我就给大家秀 一段：
猪！你的鼻子有两个孔，感冒时的你还挂着鼻涕牛牛。
猪！你有着黑漆漆的眼，望呀望呀望也看不到边。
猪！你的耳朵是那么大，呼扇呼扇也听不到我在骂你傻。
猪！你的尾巴是卷又卷，原来跑跑跳跳还离不开它
哦——
我在等一分钟
或许下一分钟
就能听到你们的掌声和呐喊声
难道你们真的不给吗？
就这样被我征服
切断了所有退路
好听吗？期待我的下一句吗？那请大家记住一个爱串烧各种类型歌曲一起唱的四川辣妹xxx好吗？
最后祝大家：平顶蓝天，脚踏实地，一帆风顺走下去，谢谢……
篇20：幽默简单自我介绍
我叫吴xx，小名“阚衎”，那个叫“阚看”的是假冒的，这才是真的我。
从今天开始，我也将成为你们的会员。(好像还要等七天)哪天等我长大了，自己会打字了，会发贴了，我就叫那个假冒的“下岗”了。呵呵!
请各位叔叔、阿姨务必要支持我哦!要不然我会哭鼻子的。先给大家来个可爱阳光笑脸吧!
